“O you virtuous owle,
The wise Minerva's only fowle.”

~Sir Philip Sidney

Thursday, September 20, 2012

stoneware owl....


this rather nice stoneware storage cannister, made in Italy,  is from Anthropologie

The only problem, for me at least, is the price!  £118.  
way over any budget  would ever have.
Doesnt mean i cant admire him though!

see here for more owls from Anthropologie

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The Owl Critic

The Owl-Critic

 Who stuffed that white owl?" No one spoke in the shop,
The barber was busy, and he couldn't stop;
The customers, waiting their turns, were all reading
The "Daily," the "Herald," the "Post," little heeding
The young man who blurted out such a blunt question;
Not one raised a head, or even made a suggestion;
And the barber kept on shaving.

"Don't you see, Mr. Brown,"

Cried the youth, with a frown,
"How wrong the whole thing is,
How preposterous each wing is,
How flattened the head is, how jammed down the neck is --
In short, the whole owl, what an ignorant wreck 't is!
I make no apology;
I've learned owl-eology.

I've passed days and nights in a hundred collections,

And cannot be blinded to any deflections
Arising from unskilful fingers that fail
To stuff a bird right, from his beak to his tail.
Mister Brown! Mr. Brown!
Do take that bird down,
Or you'll soon be the laughingstock all over town!"
And the barber kept on shaving.

studied owls,
And other night-fowls,
And I tell you
What I know to be true;
An owl cannot roost
With his limbs so unloosed;
No owl in this world
Ever had his claws curled,
Ever had his legs slanted,
Ever had his bill canted,
Ever had his neck screwed
Into that attitude.
He cant do it, because
'Tis against all bird-laws.

Anatomy teaches,

Ornithology preaches,
An owl has a toe
That can't turn out so!
I've made the white owl my study for years,
And to see such a job almost moves me to tears!
Mr. Brown, I'm amazed
You should be so gone crazed
As to put up a bird
In that posture absurd!
To look at that owl really brings on a dizziness;
The man who stuffed him don't half know his business!"
And the barber kept shaving.

"Examine those eyes

I'm filled with surprise
Taxidermists should pass
Off on you such poor glass;
So unnatural they seem
They'd make Audubon scream,
And John Burroughs laugh
To encounter such chaff.
Do take that bird down;
Have him stuffed again, Brown!"
And the barber kept on shaving!

"With some sawdust and bark
I could stuff in the dark
An owl better than that.
I could make an old hat
Look more like an owl
Than that horrid fowl,
Stuck up there so stiff like a side of coarse leather.
In fact, about him there's not one natural feather."

Just then, with a wink and a sly normal lurch,

The owl, very gravely, got down from his perch,
Walked around, and regarded his fault-finding critic
(Who thought he was stuffed) with a glance analytic,
And then fairly hooted, as if he should say:
"Your learning's at fault this time, anyway:
Don't waste it again on a live bird, I pray.
I'm an owl; you're another. Sir Critic, good day!"
And the barber kept on shaving. 

James Thomas Fields
 (December 31, 1817 – April 24, 1881) 
 American publisher, editor, and poet.

beautiful brooches!


 arent they beautiful!

all available from here 

psst!  see the one right at the top?
I have one very much like that, bought on ebay a fair few years ago, for a steal! 
I'll take pics of my owl brooches for a later post

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

The Owl and the Pussycat....

This is not my main blog. 
Regular readers over there will know of my fondness for the Owl and the Pussycat poem by Edward Lear, and the many posts I have written concerning the mismatched pair. Indeed, I may even bring some of those posts over here in due course.
 But for now, here's a  very pretty animation, courtesy of you-tube...

inaugural post!

To kick us off here on The Owl Realm, I picked these little things up recently in a local shops' closing down sale, marked down to half price.
 I couldnt resist!
Owl Lip Balm Assorted

owl lipgloss

arent they cute?

Ive found some for sale online...
 available here  and here